KubeBox (Subscription)

Each month, receive a handcrafted Kubernetes disaster, complete with: broken RBAC, mysterious sidecars, and deployment to us-east-unknown, the region your cloud provider swears doesn’t exist.

Because ever since you moved to Encore, no one’s been paged at 3AM for a phantom CrashLoopBackOff... and your team’s starting to miss the adrenaline.

Features:

• Randomized service meshes preconfigured to conflict with your DNS

• Ingress rules that work in staging and nowhere else

• Hidden initContainers running who-knows-what

• Misconfigured autoscaling just aggressive enough to terrify Finance

• Weekly hints of etcd corruption (no actual data loss, probably)

Requirements:

• At least one former SRE with too much free time and unresolved cluster trauma

• A Slack channel named #kube-chaos

• An office policy that discourages boredom but not danger

• Optional: Custom panic button (sold separately)