Infinite CI/CD Simulator™
Running out of backlog since moving to Encore?
With Infinite CI/CD Simulator™ you can keep your team busy for years to come!
Infinite CI/CD Simulator™ recreates the classic developer experience: endless pipeline runs, zero output, and the occasional mysterious failure that only happens on Fridays.
Features:
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Realistic build step hang simulation with optional
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Randomized cache busting logic for maximum confusion
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"Flaky Test Mode" for full emotional regression
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Slack integration that pings you after the pipeline fails
Requirements:
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A CI pipeline fetish
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At least one developer who still believes in "fixing it live"
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Noise-cancelling headphones (sold separately)
Perfect for teams adjusting to life post-Encore, where infra works and builds are boring. Bring back the chaos. Bring back the fear. Bring back CI/CD.
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
