Infinite CI/CD Simulator™

$362.83 CAD

Running out of backlog since moving to Encore?

With Infinite CI/CD Simulator™ you can keep your team busy for years to come!

Infinite CI/CD Simulator™ recreates the classic developer experience: endless pipeline runs, zero output, and the occasional mysterious failure that only happens on Fridays.

Features:

  • Realistic build step hang simulation with optional npm ci infinite loop

  • Randomized cache busting logic for maximum confusion

  • "Flaky Test Mode" for full emotional regression

  • Slack integration that pings you after the pipeline fails

Requirements:

  • A CI pipeline fetish

  • At least one developer who still believes in "fixing it live"

  • Noise-cancelling headphones (sold separately)

Perfect for teams adjusting to life post-Encore, where infra works and builds are boring. Bring back the chaos. Bring back the fear. Bring back CI/CD.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.